Viva La Vida

2011-04-10T18:56:00.003-04:00

At the holocaust museum today. Saw someone :)

Inception Ending

2010-08-04T12:28:00.003-04:00

So Inception, good movie if you've seen it huh? If you haven't, you should....What do you think happened in the end? lol

BS Removal Kit!

2010-08-01T18:34:00.002-04:00

Those of you who are regretting putting those bumper sticker of Obama/Biden on your car, here's the solution :)...lol.

Inception Movie

2010-08-01T00:29:00.007-04:00

Well, I watched it yesterday. And I have to say, it was great! It was funny too. I would like to watch it again.

And here is what some people think happened in the end. Don't watch it if you haven't seen the movie. [SPOILER!!!]

Shaq vs Michael Phelphs...

2010-07-20T14:46:00.000-04:00

Shaq's having a game show and where he challenges other people on what they're good at. This one, Shaq challenges Phelps in swimming...who will win!?!??! lol.

Questions?

2010-07-10T11:10:00.003-04:00

Swan Dive! Into the best night of your life... lol

GameKabob

2010-06-20T08:49:00.001-04:00

Just saying Hi.

Oscars Paranormal Activity Hosts

2010-03-09T20:30:00.001-05:00

Hehe lol, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were really awesome that time :). Wish they do more >.>

I think you wouldn't get it if you hadn't seen Paranormal Activity, so better see it. lol.

Award-Winning Holiday Centre

2010-03-07T12:59:00.000-05:00

Old Spice Karate

2010-03-01T18:23:00.002-05:00

Old Spice - Did You Know

2010-02-26T21:19:00.002-05:00

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

2010-02-26T21:12:00.002-05:00

Ahahahahahahahah:

Hehehehehehee

2010-02-10T22:46:00.001-05:00

Really have to update this blog more with my own stuff and just be more active >.>. Too................Busy :P.

lol

Help Haiti!!!

2010-01-22T20:25:00.010-05:00

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-Click here to help now!!
-Lineup Announced

~Hope For Haiti~ Global Benefit 2 hours on most TV stations. 8PM EST - 11PM EST.

The lineup of superstar operators includes : Ben Affleck, Tim Allen, Jennifer Aniston, David Archuleta, Alec Baldwin, Ellen Barkin, Drew Barrymore, Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Russell Brand, Benjamin Bratt, Pierce Brosnan, Gerard Butler, Chevy Chase, Kristin Chenoweth, Sacha Baron Cohen, Common, Cat Cora, Bradley Cooper, Daniel Craig, Cindy Crawford, Penelope Cruz, Billy Crystal, John Cusack, Eric Dane, Ellen DeGeneres, Fran Drescher, Michael Clarke Duncan, Zac Efron, Jenna Elfman, Colin Farrell, Andy Garcia, Mel Gibson, Tyrese Gibson, Selena Gomez, Neil Patrick Harris, Taraji P. Henson, Dijmon Honsou, Vanessa Hudgens, Randy Jackson, Jimmy Jean-Louis, Dwayne Johnson, Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Quincy Jones, Diane Keaton, Michael Keaton, Anna Kendrick, Greg Kinnear, Jane Krakowski, John Krasinksi, Jessica Lange, Taylor Lautner, Daniel Day Lewis, Jared Leto, Justin Long, Rose McGowan, Ewan McGregor, Toby Maguire, Ricky Martin, Katharine McPhee, Debra Messing, Alyssa Milano, Jack Nicholson, Keke Palmer, Holly Robinson Peete, Tyler Perry, Chris Pine, Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Renner, Tim Robbins, Ray Romano, Jeri Ryan, Meg Ryan, Zoe Saldana, Adam Sandler, Nicole Scherzinger, Gabourey Sidibe, Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons, Christian Slater, Steven Spielberg, Molly Sims, Ringo Starr, Charlize Theron, Ashley Tisdale, Marisa Tomei, Amber Valleta, Sofia Vergara, Mark Wahlberg, Joe Walsh, Sigourney Weaver, Forest Whitaker, Olivia Wilde, Rainn Wilson, Robin Williams, Reese Witherspoon, and Noah Wyle.

Singers and Artists:

"Here's the list of artists who will perform to raise money for Haiti: Wyclef Jean, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Shakira, and Sting will be in New York City. Anderson Cooper will be reporting live from Haiti.
Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, John Legend, Justin Timberlake, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, Kid Rock, and Sheryl Crow will be in Los Angeles with host George Clooney. Coldplay, Bono, The Edge, Jay-Z, and Rihanna will perform in London. More than 100 stars will answer phones during the two-hour telethon to help raise funds for the American Red Cross, The Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, the United Nations World Food Programme, Oxfam America.
More artists were added to the star-studded event today: Beyoncé will perform in London and Madonna in New York City. Participants will also include President Bill Clinton, Ben Stiller, Brad Pitt, Chris Rock, Clint Eastwood, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Jon Stewart, Julia Roberts, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Meryl Streep, Morgan Freeman, Nicole Kidman, Robert Pattinson, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Hanks, Will Smith and Muhammad Ali. "

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas; Happy Holidays :)

2009-12-24T12:14:00.002-05:00

The Untold History of....Santa:

1689: A Spanish-German explorer, Santa Klaus, discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.

1691: Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Klaus' crew abandons him.

1692: Klaus is rescued by the Viking ship Hvorfor. He returns to Europe, bringing some items with him from the North Pole. He finds he's able to sell them quite easily, making a small profit.

1703: Klaus saves up enough money to buy a small ship and crew, and returns to the North Pole. Upon arriving, he finds his base camp, half-buried but still intact.

1704: Klaus returns to Europe with a shipload of North Pole artifacts, and is successful in selling them. He makes enough profit to increase his crew, and buys building materials to expand his polar base.

1705: Klaus returns again to the North Pole, and builds quarters for him and his crew, and sets up the Polar Exports Company.

1716: After six shiploads of exports, the European market is flooded with polar artifacts, including the phony ones making charlatans rich. Seeing this decline, Klaus decides to invest his money by starting a toy company in his native Germany.

1720: Klaus Toys becomes the largest toy company in Germany, but only because of Klaus' underhanded business dealings. (It was also rumored that Klaus was dealing with enemy countries as well) Competitors urged government officials to begin an investigation.

1721: Enough proof is found, and charges are drawn up against the Klaus Toys
Company. Klaus himself refuses to release his records.

1722: The German Supreme Court finds Klaus guilty of tax evasion and of treason. When news of this breaks, Klaus' employees all turn against him and his company.

1723: Klaus is exiled to Sicily, and shortly before leaving; he absconds with all the company's funds. Klaus spends much of this year changing his identity to evade authorities; to further mask his questionable past, he changes his name now to 'Claus'.

1724: A search party is sent to the Mediterranean to recover the funds; however,
Claus hears of this ahead of time and he and his Sicilian wife flee for their lives. (Some say he went into Northern Africa, but it's generally assumed that this was only a ruse to lure the searchers off course. He's believed to have returned to his North Pole base)

1725: Claus II is born en route to the North Pole.

1725-1734: The Claus' lay low at the North Pole. Claus teaches his son the arts of toy-making and business dealings.

1735: Rumor has it that Claus has hired Scandinavian builders to build a castle for him at the North Pole, making use of almost half of the company funds.

1739: The castle is finished, and is one of the largest in the world. Claus II reaches his fifteenth birthday, and in the same year, Claus' wife dies, accidentally falling from a balcony in one of the castle's great halls.

1740: Claus, mourning his wife, becomes increasingly ill.

1745: Santa Claus II becomes of age, and begins taking care of the castle and of his sick father.

1747: Using the remaining company funds, Claus II builds a small city around the castle to attract workers and craftsmen.

1748: Word of the North Pole settlement reaches Europe. The Elves of Eastern Europe, quickly becoming political outcasts and striving for a better life, begin immigrating in waves to the North Pole.

1753: All the elves have left Eastern Europe and have become firmly established at the North Pole. Claus II begins his father's toy company once again, with an estimated 30,000 elves employed. Claus I dies, at age 89.

1755: The North Pole officially becomes a nation, and Claus II and his wife take the throne. The toy business continues to flourish, and the elves enjoy prosperity. Claus III is born.

1757: The great stables are built, and scientists are secretly hired by Claus II to begin an ambitious project, that of breeding and training reindeer to fly.

1773: The flying reindeer are achieved and become Claus II and III's major form of transportation.

1774: A mutant reindeer, named Rudolf, is born whose nose emits light. He becomes an outcast of the reindeer society, and is taken in by the Claus government. Claus II celebrates his 50th birthday, inviting several other world leaders for a stay at his castle. To impress them, he displays a lavish show of wealth, all at the elves' expense. He gives the other leaders the impression of a dictatorship under the guise of royalty. The elves sense this, and the seeds of rebellion are planted.

1777: As conditions become increasingly strict, the elves begin to search for a leader to lead their revolt. Rudolf, still in favor of the Claus government, sees their plight and begins thinking of ways to use it to his advantage.

1784: On his 60th birthday, Claus II takes a sleigh ride down Main Street during the Christmas day parade, and is assassinated by a radical faction of elves. Claus III, now 29, takes over immediately and puts martial law into effect for the whole North Pole. Civil war breaks out as Rudolf leads the Elves in rebellion.

1785-1792: The Seven-year Strike happens. The elves refuse to make toys, and the Claus Toy Company nearly goes bankrupt, as the North Pole hits an economic low. Claus III, fearing for his life, becomes a prisoner of his own castle. Rudolf rises to the peak of his power, and sets himself as leader of the elven community.

1796: Rudolf and his army unsuccessfully try to invade Norway. Over 10,000 elves are killed.

1800: Inside the castle, unbeknownst to the elves, Claus IV is born.

1802: After a string of political blunders, Rudolf senses that he's quickly losing favor with the elves. Frosty the Snowman is built, brought to life, and used as a political scapegoat.

1804: Frosty the Snowman is melted at a public execution, and the elves are calmed of their unrest, for the moment.

1819-1826: After a long period of unrest, Rudolf is finally ousted, and Claus III, aged 71, rightfully regains the throne. Prince Claus IV is introduced to the elves publicly for the first time.

1827-1841: The Renormalization years. Claus III brings the near-bankrupt Claus Toys Company out of dormancy and appoints his son as president. In order to clear their bad name and make up for their out-of-the-way location, they decide to start the hugest advertising campaign ever. Each Christmas, Claus IV will ride throughout the world, distributing free toys to children everywhere. The ad campaign becomes a hit, but remains very costly.

1847: Claus III dies.

1851: As the annual ad campaign continues, deficits pile up, and the elves are asked to work harder, longer hours and still take a pay cut. They start to complain, but Claus assures them he'll do all he can to help them. As a sign of goodwill, Claus IV marries an Elven wife, strengthening the bonds between the Claus family and the Elves.

1856: Claus V is born. In order to celebrate, Claus IV decides to stay at home, and so he suggests that department stores use costumed employees to represent him. They do, and it works out so well that he decides to do it every year.

1857-1867: Claus V grows up, spending most of his time visiting with his elf relatives and friends. Claus IV, who spends most of his time building up the company, doesn't seem to mind; in fact, he feels that it's good publicity.

1871: Working conditions continue to worsen for the elves, and they try to convince Claus V to overthrow his father and give the government back to the elves.

1872: Claus V usurps his father's throne, sending him to live the remainder of his life under guard in the castle's west wing.

1875: After reading the works of Karl Marx, Claus V chooses communism as the new form of government for the North Pole. Some elves protest this, but they are successfully quieted. (It's also because of communism that Santa Claus' suit later changes from beige to red.)

1881: Claus IV dies in captivity, just as the new Government gets underway. His funeral isn't a large one.

1887: In order to keep up with growing populations, Claus Toys becomes industrialized. The elves learn the ways of mass production on the assembly line.

1893: Another mutant reindeer is born, and is named Rudolf II in honor of the first one, whom the communist government now honors for "giving the government back to the elves."

1900: Sigmund Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" is published.

1902: After he had been presumed dead for years, Frosty the Snowman is claimed to have been sighted on several occasions. Throughout the kingdom, children claim that they all heard him say he'd be back again some day.

1906: Claus VI is born. The Claus family celebrates, but the elves aren't the least bit excited.

1909-1922: The toys distributed yearly begin to show signs of propaganda influence. Frosty the Snowman continues to appear occasionally, and Claus V begins to grow uneasy, fearing some sort of hidden sabotage.

1925: Claus V dies, under mysterious circumstances. He's found buried in the snow in the castle garden, frozen solid. Many think it is the work of Frosty, but no one can prove it.

1926: Claus VI takes over, and immediately tightens up security. He rules with an iron hand, but a fair one. Electric lights are installed in the streets, and the castle and the town gets electricity. The factories are expanded, and the toys continue to be used as propaganda for the world.

1929: Angered by Claus' commercialization of Christmas, the Grinch attempts to remove the material goods to show the true meaning of Christmas. He fails, and later Claus commissions a cartoon, which warps the story so that the Grinch is made out to be the villain.

1949: Claus VII is born.

1979: Claus VI dies of natural causes.

1933-1990: The North Pole remains stable, with everything running smoothly. Across the Western world, a pattern starts to emerge and become noticed. Children receive Claus' toys each Christmas, but as they grow older, their parents throw them away. Then, as the children grow into adults and have children of their own, the toys start to surface again. And so the cycle goes on.

1991: First sightings of Anti-Claus.

1993: Anti-Claus is observed closely with telescopes, and photographed. His suit is like that of Santa Claus, but with the reds and whites reversed. He carries a 3-ply Hefty bag full of gifts no one wants or needs. And instead of using reindeer and a sleigh, he rides in a bathtub pulled by eight flying cows.

1997: Anti-Claus is tracked by radar and found to live in an underground hideout run by dwarves at the South Pole.

2002: Communism fails utterly at the North Pole resulting from the nature of the elves. Claus VII, flying clockwise around the earth making the Christmas rounds, collides with Anti-Claus, who was flying counterclockwise. A huge explosion and blinding flash of light occurs, leading scientists to believe that they annihilated each other.

2007: The North Pole becomes a democracy, run wholly by the elves. Christmas is no longer commercialized or exploited. Happiness is finally achieved throughout the kingdom.

2011: It's discovered that Claus VII didn't die in the explosion, but merely made it appear so. From there, he went to live in the Bahamas. He's later found, dead of a heart attack, in a Jacuzzi with two and a half dozen nymphets.

MechWarrior 5!!

2009-11-16T20:51:00.000-05:00

So cool at the start lol...:

WWII in HD

2009-11-15T21:32:00.001-05:00

Just watchin'...

2009-11-14T19:04:00.008-05:00

"IamAriGold: If you had cameras filming your every move 24 x 7 for 8 years I bet they would find a load of things you've done to embarrass yourself also. I'm sure there is some footage out there of Dave Letterman falling on his face every now and then. D Bag"

I'm not against Bush, but these are some more compilations:

George Bush

2009-11-13T16:57:00.002-05:00

Note, I'm not against George Bush, he's awesome in a way. I like him. :)

Rambo Turkey Style

2009-11-12T17:39:00.007-05:00

Darn, he pwns ;)

Note the RPG shells, how they fly and the unlimited salvos lmao.:

Best Parking Fail

2009-11-11T17:08:00.004-05:00

LOL, I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes and had to watch it like 15 times.... It's so funny how the driver speeds up in the end and then goes over the two cars.

Extreme Fitness BMW parking failure. [As seen on the CCTV] Worst parking job

Awesome Prank Caller ;)

2009-11-08T20:31:00.008-05:00

Yay for jwillgv :) This guy is a real pro, just posted his two best ones:

World's Largest Dead Snake Found

2009-11-07T23:02:00.002-05:00

Darn it's really huge O.o

It was found DEAD, :'( :

Shamwow (Parody, Main, and Scam) {-_-} lol

2009-11-02T20:24:00.011-05:00

The main one!! (Best of all as it fails so much).

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ScamWow :D!!!

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And.... here comes the Parody version!!!:

Hi it's vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow everytime.
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house
The Car The Boat The RV
Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.
You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.
Put a wet seater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.
That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over
without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy?
The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what i'm telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow everytime.

I can't live without it, i just love it!
Oh my gosh i don't even buy paper towels anymore.
If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to ownone of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money.
The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use.
This last tens years, this last a week, i don't know it sells itself.
The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the
kitchen and bathroom.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here's how to order.

Call 18009517100
Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators,call 18009517100 thats 18009517100 call now

Also, note that this guy went to jail for biting a prostitute's tongue lmao:
Vince Bites a prostitute :P

Bored? Warfare 1917.

2009-10-29T16:12:00.004-04:00

lol... just found it at armorgames.com

It's pretty fun except the fact that my mouse is literally nooby.

Coldplay's Clocks sound-a-like :( lol

2009-10-24T08:10:00.004-04:00

It sounds exactly like Coldplay's Clocks lol:

Epic Prank Fail

2009-10-18T09:13:00.001-04:00

Higher than a regular prank fail, but just really, really, really, really, epic...

D-Day in HD

2009-10-17T18:32:00.017-04:00

They're all in HD,a gallery of over 2000+ pictures with a little bit of French descriptions. ( Click title for link)

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For others pictures:
WW2 German Luftwaffe Photos
"Adolf Hitler, Up Close"
"D-Day And Operation Overlord"
"14 Major Battles"
"Marlene Dietrich And The Boys"
"Buchenwald"
"Liberation Of The Camps"
"The Allies At Play"

Also some collections not limited to WWII, but still very interesting -
"World's Bloodiest Battles"
"13 Battles That Turned The Tide"
"IN COMBAT: Great LIFE War Photos"
"Words Of Comfort: Wartime Letters"
"Today's Wars: Iraq And Afghanistan"
"Vietnam:War In The Sky"

And then, there's the Finnish vs the Russians (lol):

And this guy's KD is 700+ to 0
The uber Finnish Haxor sniper
He used iron-sights and no scope kills lol.
He Must've been using an amazing aimbot

Cheers

Prejudging a Hitler Look-A-Like (lol)

2009-10-16T21:29:00.006-04:00

"Hitler look-a-like Kevin Eades says he has had enough of people thinking he is some sort of right wing control-freak because of his striking similarity to the famous Nazi dictator. ‘I just happen to have the same facial structure and a similar hair-cut’ said Kevin, librarian and keen amateur historian. ‘But people see me and immediately apply all sorts of negative associations based simply on my unfortunate appearance.’

Kevin, 57 from North London, insists that he has no particular interest in right-wing politics, although admitted that his choice of clothes and haircut do not help people separate his appearance from the man who was responsible for the death of fifty million people. ‘Sure I have a moustache, but why should I shave it off just because a few people have a problem with some long-dead foreign leader? And I like to wear smart clothes; who doesn’t? That’s my right in a free country and yet it seems even today there are some people determined to take these freedoms away. If it wasn’t for all the Jews and Communists trying to take over the banks we wouldn’t have all these problems.’

Kevin says his misfortune to happen to look like the greatest monster of the twentieth century has led to problems at work, where he has been suspended from dealing with members of the public at Stamford Hill Library. ‘Apparently my physical appearance does not fit in with the ‘politically correct’ template required by a minority of browsers at the library. We get a lot of Hasidic Jews in the Library and one or two single-issue fanatics thought they had a right to tell the council how their librarians should dress.’

Chief librarian Brian Philpot said ‘It wasn’t just the clothes. It was the way Kevin stamped the library books, with his own special Third Reich stamp. Sometimes people would be browsing in the travel section and he would demand to see their papers.’ Kevin was eventually put in the back office where he was made responsible for ordering books but even this led to problems at the library in the predominantly Jewish part of North London. ‘Can you believe the library didn’t have one copy of Mein Kampf?’ said Kevin in an increasingly noticeable German accent. ‘I mean if people could only put the politics to one side, it’s a damn good read. But in my experience the Jews see anti-Semitism in everything. Hitler, Goering, Goebbels; they can’t have all been anti-Semitic. So how come it is OK to be prejudiced against the Nazis, but not against Gypsies and genetically defective social deviants?’

Eventually the political and personal differences between Kevin and his boss Brian led to a physical clash that saw violence between the two men breaking out in the non-fiction section of the library shelves. Kevin shoved Brian back all the way to the newspapers and magazines until Brian rallied and forced Kevin right out of the library, although the devastation wreaked will take decades to put right. ‘It was a glorious victory for the People’s Soviet of Stamford Hill Library,’ said Stalin look-a-like Brian Philpot. ‘But now the Kulaks are not returning their books on time and these class-enemies of the revolution must be destroyed."

(Qoute from New Biscuit, check title for link)

Living in Michigan

2009-10-15T19:09:00.005-04:00

Dear Diary,

August 12
Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The views are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here.

October 14
Michigan is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all the shades of red, gold and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

November 15
Deer season starts today. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

December 2
It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Michigan.

December 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. But I love it here.

December 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm totally exhausted from shoveling. Darn snow-plow.

December 22
More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on both hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Idiot!

December 25
Merry Stinking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the goddam ice.

December 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?!

December 28
Fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of the white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head.

January 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $800 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

February 10
Blew out a fucking tire on my car yesterday when I hit a pothole the size of Lake Michigan! Bent the rim and threw the whole damn front end out of alignment. The garage can't fix it until next week because they have too many other cars waiting ahead of me!

April 13
Can you believe we're still getting more fucking snow?!! It's springtime for chrissakes!! The flowers are already blooming! Where's that snow shovel?

May 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put all over the road!

May 10
Moved to Florida. Can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that Gosh-forsaken state of Michigan.

H1N1 Shot

2009-10-13T22:55:00.005-04:00

Don't take it!!! You'll never know what will happen to you in a few years. Nothing would probably happen in some few months, but you might turn into a zombie......... and the world ends in 2012.

/Some Sarcasm on my part.

The Office: Best Pranks on Dwight :O

2009-10-12T19:00:00.001-04:00

Battlefield Heroes: Wrong Trailer :O

2009-10-10T17:48:00.001-04:00

The. 1,500 Bacon Cheese Donut Burger. And the 8,000 calorie burger.

2009-10-09T15:37:00.005-04:00

That's just the 1,500 Calorie Burger.

This. is. the 8,000 Calorie. Burger:

"A 8,000-calorie burger has gone on sale in the US.

The Quadruple Bypass Burger has four slabs of beef weighing 2lbs, three cheese layers, four bacon rashers, lettuce and tomato.

The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona, has wheelchairs to carry customers out of the restaurant.

Customers can also order the smaller Triple Bypass Burger and Flatliner fries cooked in pure lard.

According to the Sun a spokesman said: "You have to be a real man to dine here."

Viva La Vida Tour: Coldplay (MTV) Live Tokyo Feb 2009

2009-10-06T17:00:00.008-04:00

I've made it so it in order as close as I can as what Coldplay's setlist was live.

Life in Technicolor(intro); Violet Hill:

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In My Place

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*************Yellow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************

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God Put A Smile Upon Your Face ( B-stage)

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Viva La Vida

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Lost!

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Fix You

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The Scientist

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Lovers in Japan

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Life in Technicolor II (outro)

Battlefield 1943 for PC

2009-10-04T10:12:00.010-04:00

If one of my friends get this for me *cough* chromekitten*, that'll be awesome :D

Release Date can be found here.

Chris Martin and his music sheet ;D

2009-10-03T22:26:00.003-04:00

Q. On the South Bank Show, Chris states that he can't read music. Was he being sarcastic? Because if he wasn't then I'm gutted. He's an amazing pianist!

Reply:

A few people have commented on this but it's not essential for people who write and perform music to be able to read it. He can obviously play other people's music too (for example Eric Satie) so although I can understand you being surprised, not sure why you would feel gutted. My Gran could hear any piece of music and immediately play it on the piano and she couldn't read music and never had a lesson in her life; some people are just naturally talented... sadly I didn't inherit that from her!

The Office Cover

2009-09-30T20:38:00.005-04:00

Nelson, don't you dare.

Yeahhh it's my first cover lol....

Coldplay Viva La Vida WB

2009-09-25T21:13:00.002-04:00

Check out those lights!!!!!! Dang, wish I was there :D lol.

"Wedding Bells" - Chris Martin

2009-09-23T19:47:00.002-04:00

Here's a short clip off the South Bank show of Chris Martin singing a song he came up with days before this footage. He said it's called "Wedding Bells".

Those wedding bells are ringing up upon that hill
I don't want to swallow such a bitter pill
You keep moving baby, I'll stay still,
I always loved you and I always will,
la la la la, la la la la,
Everything that went before doesn't matter,
la la la la, la la la la,
I always loved you and I always will.

We are ODST

2009-09-19T14:51:00.002-04:00

Doesn't that backround music along with the HD video pwn?

The Pacific Trailer

2009-09-12T20:54:00.005-04:00

This is the trailer for the Pacific version of "Band Of Brothers."

Can't wait ;)

Awesome Flyby :D

2009-09-11T17:47:00.003-04:00

I put my speakers pretty high up, and wow'ed at the sound. lol

Airman has close shave with Fighter Jet @ Yahoo! Video

Upcoming Music Covers

2009-09-09T19:05:00.006-04:00

It's time to do them I guess >.>

This is the list for my upcoming covers:

Coldplay:
Clocks
Viva La Vida
Strawberry Swing
Lovers in Japan
Fix You
Yellow
Life In Technicolor II
Lost?
Violet Hill
The Scientist

The Killers:
Human

Gary Jules:
Mad World

Black Eyed Peas:
I Gotta Feeling

Ozzy Osborne:
Crazy Train

Journey:
Don't Stop Believing

The Beatles:
Imagine

The Fray:
Never Say Never
You Found Me

Plain White T's:
1234

Augustana:
Boston

And some other stuff :).

Game Review: World War 2: Online Updates

2009-09-07T12:37:00.010-04:00

I guess this will also be my game update for the month.

Looks like they're starting to get serious up there, too bad its a P2P game.

v1.31 Preview- huge update to include variable weather and rag doll physics
Written by RAFTER
Monday, 24 August 2009 09:58

We are excited to finally reveal the details of our latest upgrade to WWII Online: Battleground Europe which will leverage version 1.5 of our proprietary UNITY 3D game engine. Currently in closed Beta testing and expected to be available for public testing this fall, v1.31 will include many visual upgrades, hundreds of new objects and major new features such as variable weather, rag doll physics and a new capture mechanic.

Some of the features, upgrades and new content planned for v1.31 include;

• Game engine performance improvements with upgraded shaders, normals and specular mapping

• SpeedTree Upgrade
- 1,000,000+ trees updated with new models and colliders
- Normal mapping and self-shadowing

• New Capture Mechanics
- Removal of tables and radios with new timers and capture start/stop feature

• Upgraded infantry movement, animation & rag doll physics
- Updated animation blending for smoother third-person movement
- Rag doll physics applied to infantry death animations including force push from explosions
- New idle animations including combat-ready pose

• Upgraded special effects including variable weather
- Updated character and vehicle shadows
- New tree and object shadows
- Updated fire and explosions
- Updated muzzle flashes and effects such as blood splatter
- Updated hit effects on materials
- Dynamic clouds/fog/lighting settings
- Rain effects

• New clutter system
- New clutter system including persistent grass fields
- New radial clutter system with grass/scrub clutter

• New and updated objects
- Ground and object textures
- AA, AT, AP emplacements
- Buildings including urbans, barns, bunkers, docks, railroad stations, windmills and many more
- Tree/bush clumps/berms
- Updated vehicles; Char, Bf109 E4, Spitfire 1a and Spitfire Vb

More info by clicking the Post Title.

The new updates are dang good ;). No one beats Battlefield Mods though; in my opinion.

Coldplay Stadium 1

2009-08-25T09:27:00.003-04:00

Like Coldplay's Rodie said, there are a lot of Blondes in Norway.

Harmonica :D!!

2009-08-18T22:20:00.004-04:00

Yay!! Got me one of those 48 hole harmonicas... Learning how to play now LOL.

Cheers

W00t! New Backround :D

2009-08-18T00:46:00.004-04:00

Ah.... a few hours of work:

And the gif:

The Downfall - "Hitler's Xbox Part 4"

2009-08-17T21:56:00.002-04:00

The Downfall - "Hitler's Xbox Part 3"

2009-08-17T21:55:00.006-04:00

The Downfall - "Hitler's Xbox Part 2"

2009-08-17T21:48:00.006-04:00

The Downfall - "Hitler's Xbox Part 1"

2009-08-17T11:59:00.007-04:00

It's just ones of the most overused video of all time...

Wouldn't it be nice....!!!

2009-08-16T12:15:00.003-04:00

Beach Boyzzz Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adam Sandler is priceless on this part of the movie.

Coldplay on 60 minutes

2009-08-14T17:03:00.008-04:00

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Coldplay is awesome :D. The video talks about the history of Coldplay and a new upcoming album on Christmas 2009.

Cheers,

U2 trying to be Coldplay...

2009-08-13T21:45:00.011-04:00

Besides that U2 is a good band, it's trying to be Coldplay. Compare this to Coldplay's 30 second music video from Itunes. This is an opinion BTW.

Coldplay's Itunes Video

This is U2's:

By the way, I'm a fan of Coldplay, so this might come in biased :P.
Though U2 is also awesome.

Small Turtle Intercourse

2009-08-12T14:36:00.003-04:00

Save the Animals!! :P

Giant Turtle Intercourse

2009-08-11T21:17:00.002-04:00

This is one of the reasons we protect these animals. And we should.

A Paintball's Range, Accuracy & Velocity

2009-08-11T13:04:00.016-04:00

Due to boredom and nothing else to do, I decided to put paintball tips in one place.

In this post, it will talk about a Paintball's range and accuracy.
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All Paintball markers have the same range, accuracy, and velocity. So the price doesn't really matter.

The range of a marker is the same for every marker. Because of gravity, it pulls down on every single object at exactly the same rate, 32 fps. This can be proven by dropping any two objects, without air resistance, falls at the same rate. Drop a shoe and a box at the same time in good weather, they will hit the ground at the same exact time because gravity is constant. Therefore, any two markers will have the same range. If they shoot at an identical velocity, the paintball will travel the same distance.

For the flatline system, the only reason that the paintball might fly farther is because the flatline puts a backspin on it, allowing it to kind of float even at lower speeds. Backspin basically changes the way the air around the paintball acts upon it. But, at these lower speeds paintballs generally don't break as easily.

-->Backspin Definition<--

Not a single paintball is accurate. In order to have better accuracy,you would have to have a bore:paint ratio that is just right. This Meaning that your paintball needs to fit inside your barrel just right, not too big and not too small. Barrel length doesn't increase your accuracy either. A barrel more than 16" long does not make your gun more accurate. Though, a longer barrel puts you closer to your target, but anything above 16" uses too much power (co2 or HPA) to get the ball at 250+fps.

The price of a paintball marker won't matter; if you think that a more expensive marker would give you more range, it wont. This is because of the safety requirement of a marker, where the amount of FPS it can safely shoot its paintball.All markers, will shoot at least 250 to 300 FPS (Feet per second). Most shoot over 300fps, but is against safety regulations. This ends up that you will be able to shoot paint balls that go 250-300 feet per second.

Transplant with Jose

2009-08-10T15:04:00.005-04:00

Another Skittles Commercial

2009-08-09T16:08:00.002-04:00

Awesome Ally commercial

2009-08-06T13:27:00.003-04:00

Awesome Skittles Commercial

2009-08-05T22:04:00.008-04:00

Monthly Game Review: Battlefield Heroes

2009-08-01T15:23:00.006-04:00

August 1, 2009

(Click the title for their main website).

The Third/First person shooter is unlike the older Battlefield series, with less system requirements needed. Developed by EA Dice, it is cartoon-styled action, and is a Free-to-play multiplayer. The game allows players to fully customize and make their own characters, and creates venue from their in-game currency BattleFunds(there is also another kind of funds that allows you to buy items that are earned through combat.).These Battlefunds, which is bought with real currency ($) allows you to buy rate boosts and unique appearances for your character only available through BattleFunds.

(Click the pictures for maximize viewing)

Character:

The game does not emphasise on teamwork and skill, as the developers had included a system to match other players with players that have similar skill level.

In game battle:

And here is another awesome custom character: ^^

Cheers,
Staddlez

Blog Edited

2009-07-28T18:19:00.008-04:00

Ah............editing almost done >.>

I should say done actually.

Hello

2009-07-27T22:49:00.000-04:00

Hello, welcome to my blog.
Just testing....

^^